View of Cape Town

Things have been quiet on this blog this month not because I have nothing to write, or because of my packed schedule (though that definitely hasn't helped), but rather due to an emotion I cannot control.  Fear.  Blogging is an extension of my voice and my voice is filled with fear. 

Lately, fear has been our national pasttime.  For ten years, this nation has been stifled by it --- frightened about the next Al Qaeda attack and to travel anywhere outside our countries' borders.  Two weeks ago, when the Navy SEALS killed Bin Laden, much of this country felt liberated.  Yet, on May 1, 2011, the United States State Department recommended, and continues to recommend that we pull down the proverbial curtains and lock ourselves in our homes, issuing a "Worldwide Travel Alert."  As Pam Mandel so eloquently put it, "The witch is dead, but there is no celebration, instead, we are all still locked in the castle. Flying monkeys are everywhere."

For those of us who never stopped traveling, or felt the need to smack a Canada sticker on our backpacks, or ignored (with justification) the hand-wringing worries of the State Department, the raucous celebrations over Bin Laden's death inspired new fears.  Wandering Earl, who has been permanently traveling for eleven years, "fear[ed] that this behavior [of drinking and partying] just might lead to some severe consequences."  He explained, that his "first thought was of all those I’ve met during my adventures, those who live in cities, towns and villages . . . even in Abbottabad, which I happened to pass through myself at the end of 2005 . . . .  I tried to imagine how these people were reacting to the cheering and to the drinking of beer, to the contrast between this behavior and my efforts as a traveler to demonstrate that Americans were peace-loving individuals as well."

I empathize with the State Department's mission to protect us from crazies and the role of the traveler as an ambassador, but do not really comprehend either.  Travel has never frightened me.  Last year, the most oft-asked question about our then-upcoming trip to South Africa was, "Is it safe?"  Crime in that country is so bad that a newly-married husband allegedly hired hitmen to carjack and kill his wife on their honeymoon in Cape Town, under the guise that it was one of the common carjackings that occur in that country. 

We went anyway and loved South Africa.  Yes, crime exists there but the only time we experienced it was when we stupidly left my headphones in our laundry bag before handing it to the launderer and didn't realize that we didn't have it with us later.  Yes, there were times when we felt uncomfortable, especially in Durban, but we simply got away from that particular area to another busier area.  At the same time, on an evening in a small restaurant in Komatipoort, I forgot my purse and the waiter ran all the way out into the parking lot to ensure that I didn't leave without it.  That sort of goodness is everywhere, despite a country's shoddy reputation.  We would, without hesitation, recommend South Africa to any traveler, not least because of the warm-hearted people who welcomed us into their country.

. . . keep reading on fear after the jump

This has nothing to do with this post . . . except that I'd rather be here than dealing with this

Because we are digital nomads and self-employed, we are every single person in the typical company.  We are our own help desks, secretaries, accountants, and financial analysts.  On most days, these administrative duties take only a few minutes from our daily schedule but, some days, everything comes to a standstill because the difficulties of managing a business collide with the actual work we wish to do.

Yesterday was one of those days.  One hour into writing, my 10-month-new state-of-the-art Sony Vaio laptop whined and then screeched, reminiscent of the appalling sounds of the emus that roam Australia, stunning me out of my work.  The black screen appeared and I reverted to my catch-all technological fix, Control + Alt + Delete, and the computer soon started up.  Within minutes, the screen was black again.  For four hours, I pressed the Power button, watched the computer boot up and frantically saved my most recent work to our backup drive and server.  By the time the evening rolled around, the computer had, with somber finality, died. 

A crashed computer shouldn’t cause Boy Scout-worthy-knots in my shoulders but, yet, it did.  This computer is my livelihood and, in the time it will take me to ship it to the Sony warranty center, have them fix it, and send it back to me, I will lose several weeks of work.  I have a full line of blog posts scheduled, some technical writing lined up, and intended to finish the first draft of my novel by the end of this month.  I can appropriate Patrick’s computer in the evenings (as I am doing now), but he needs it during the day.  And, all our pictures, photo editing software, videos, and video editing software are on my computer, meaning that things might be a bit quieter on this website until my laptop is fixed.

There is a slew of logistical issues, as well.  We are currently in Savannah and leave at the end of next week for Charleston.  If the Sony center can’t fix it by the time we leave Savannah, do we have them ship it to Charleston or do we wait to have it fixed until we reach Asheville in April, at which time we will be in one place for a full month?

This isn’t the first technological worry we’ve had since we have begun traveling full-time.  In the past 18 months, we have suffered through the following death toll:

• Sony Vaio laptop (not this one – my prior Sony laptop) due to extreme heat issues
• Macbook Air laptop due to extreme heat issues
• First-generation iPhone dropped and broken on concrete steps
• An 18-200 Nikon VR lens dropped and broken while hiking
• Canon point and shoot camera that died after being exposed to sand from the Namibian dunes

. . . keep reading the digital nomad's electronics death toll after the jump

In one year traveling around the world, we have learned an awful lot, but here are 99 lessons that we think will stick with us:

1. The world is huge. I mean, really, really huge. Bigger than our minds can imagine.

2. The more we see, the more we want to see.

3. Potato chips are sold everywhere.

4. Ham and cheese flavored potato chips tastes just like a ham and cheese sandwich.

5. Quality of internet has no correlation to socioeconomic status of a country.

6. A two-minute train connection is possible in Japan.

7. A forty-five minute train connection is not possible in China.

8. Thailand is the Land of a Thousand Smiles.

9. We are braver and stronger than we expected.

10. We are weaker and dumber than we expected.

11. Chewy and Abby are our hearts and souls. We can’t live without them.

12. Squat toilets are more hygienic than Western-style toilets in public restrooms.

13. Douglas Adams was right: the towel is the most useful piece of gear for a backpacker.

14. Tofu is amazing.

15. Nothing causes a traffic jam quite like a cow in the middle of a busy Indian street.

16. There is a whole beautiful world beneath the waves.

17. Kids are kids everywhere.

18. Waving at kids by the side of the street never gets boring.

19. The cruelty of a few can ruin the lives of the many.

20. But, the vast, vast majority of people are good.

21. Wearing the same four pairs of pants week after week isn’t as bad as it sounds (unless you choose not to wash them.)

22. Laundry sucks. Always. Laundry always sucks (unless you have a husband to do it for you.)

23. If you want to get to know the local people, sit on a local bus with cigarette smoke in your hair and chickens under your feet.

24. Things disappear in the mind but memories of moments linger.

25. “Close” in New Zealand is about a thirty minute longer walk than “close” in the United States.

26. It is entirely possible to take too many photos.

27. When traveling, expect plans to change.

28. It is okay to not see everything and do everything.

29. Sometimes, you need to take a vacation from your travels and just do nothing.

30. It is entirely normal to feel like you are in a life-sized MarioKart game when sitting in the back of a tuk-tuk weaving through traffic.

31. Our parents are more awesome, encouraging, and open-minded than we have ever given them credit for before.

32. Amazingly, we rarely get bored with each other.

33. Patrick is terrible at accents but he tries anyway.

34. Patrick is a celebrity in Asia; he has taken more pictures with Asian tourists than he can remember.

35. Sleep and a good meal can cure an otherwise horrible day.

36. When all else fails, a meal is never further than the nearest convenience store.

37. Food is the great uniter. Everyone, everywhere, eats.

38. Language is the great divider. But, smiles and hand signals can usually get you what you need.

39. If you don’t drink beer, don’t bother drinking alcohol at all in Southeast Asia.

40. You haven’t really eaten Chinese food unless you’ve eaten it in China.

41. Not all guidebooks are created equal.

42. Luxury and poverty are relative terms.

43. Having an en-suite bathroom is luxury.

44. Being able to drink pure clean tap water is decadent.

45. Never leave home without toilet paper, especially in Asia.

46. New Zealand may be the most beautiful country in the world.

47. French fries laid on top of lasagna is considered an acceptable meal in Australia.

48. Grilled kangaroo tail is as unappetizing as it sounds.

49. Koalas are even more cute than you think they are.

50. Florida beaches are more beautiful than those in Thailand and Australia.

51. Our homeland is as unique as those places we fawn over in travel blogs and magazines.

. . . keep reading 99 lessons learned traveling after the jump

4th of July in Jacksonville last year

A couple of years ago, when we first began talking about this trip and suggested that a friend should come meet us abroad, he responded, "Why?  I mean, I love America."  We were indignant.  We don't travel abroad because we hate America.  If anything, we have become more patriotic and proud of our nation after traveling abroad because we have come to appreciate those things that most Americans take for granted. 

Fireworks in Jacksonville

The rainbow of skin tones.  In the United States, we do not blink an eye when we see people with caramel, cream, and chocolate skin tones walking across the street together.  My friends have blue, brown, black, and hazel eyes and hair that ranges from brilliant blonde to jet black.  On the other hand, in Asia, Patrick is treated like a rock star because of his white skin, blue eyes, and brown hair; children ask to pose with him for pictures and he has been interviewed for television twice in the last month and a half.  I, on the other hand, am a different sort of oddity; in these countries, pale skin is treasured as beautiful, and my dark skin confuses, and perhaps disgusts, them.  We met a Chinese person who could not understand why a Chinese woman would date an African American ---- not because of the ethnic differences --- but, because the African American's skin "was so bad."  Of course, America still has a long way to go as far as race relations are concerned, but, a huge first step is simply living in a society where diversity is the norm. 

Grilling out on the 4th

Pizza, tacos, hot dogs, cheeseburgers, and apple pie.  Foreigners always ask us to define "American food."  "Is it just McDonalds hamburgers and french fries?" they ask.  "No," I respond, much to their confusion, "American food is the food of everywhere, the food of its immigrants."  If you look at that list above, every single item originated from an immigrant . . . because, America is a land of immigrants.  Italian immigrants introduced pizza on the streets of New York, Mexican immigrants introduced tacos to Texas and California border towns, German immigrants introduced hot dogs and hamburgers, and the early English colonists brought over recipes for apple pie.  Today, we can get darn good food from almost every country in our American cities and towns.  In Asia, continental cuisine is expensive and usually sub-par; in Europe, the same is true with Asian fare (though Indian food is outstanding in the United Kingdom); in Australia and New Zealand, we couldn't find any decent Mexican (or any dish without french fries for that matter).  Sure, we don't get everything in the United States, but, what we have is more diverse than much of the rest of the world.

. . . keep reading what americans take for granted after the jump